Celeb Parasite

Adrian Grenier and Paris Hilton

Sources say that, according to celebrity reporter Janet Charlton, Paris was hunting down HBO's "Entourage" star, Adrian Grenier, as if she were the cat and he were the mouse.

Specifically, an eyewitness who was present at the new club "Opera," claims:

"She was all over him - flirting like crazy... After tossing her hair and turning on the charm, Paris asked Adrian for his phone number."

What was the legendary Vinny Chase's response? Well, it was both impressive and disappointing all at the same time (if that's possible). He simply refused with a brief:

"I have a girlfriend."

Dude, Vinny, can I call you Vinny? Well, I will anyway. I assume that in real life you're a relatively legit guy and turning down that skank is no doubt exactly what a legend like you should do, because @%#! her, that's why.

Then again, I've never been to France and I've heard a lot about spending the night in Paris... and frankly, I always wanted to see what that's like for myself. Plus, I could go the rest of my life saying that I... (I'll stop here).

What did Paris have to say about this whole "I have a girlfriend" thing? Well, she reportedly said:

"I don't care!.. I still want your number!"

Adrian stayed strong, knowing very well that Paris is merely a human manifestation of the devil. Smart man.

Paris, you're just losing everything these days, aren't you? Poor girl.

8.01.07 at 02:13:06 PM - Add Comment - Bookmark and Share

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