You know, I'm all about celebrating the human body in a natural, pure way... and, surprisingly, I'm okay with pregnant famous chicks putting their half-naked pregnant bodies on the covers of mainstream womens' magazines. However, in her interview with Marie Claire, Christina Aguilera was quick to ruin the beauty of the female body and the miracle of human birth with this nice little statement. Christina said:
Umm yea... at which point did she think to herself "You know what would be a great idea for this interview... from this point forward I'm going to refer to myself as "Power Egg" and my hideous-looking husband as "Super Sperm" because of our super-human abilities to conceive a child!" Because, Christina, I'm sorry to say this, but, it wasn't a good idea. It's just stupid. The few people in this world who actually tried to take you seriously when you were showing your exposed pregnant belly to the world suddenly rescinded all of their support the moment they realized you referred to Jordan Bratman not with his birth name, but with the alias "Super Sperm" that you so lovingly bestowed upon him.
See, it's all very funny though because, I too, am equipped with a very powerful reproductive system in my loins. In fact, my girlfriend refuses to call me anything other than "Strong Swimmer" these days, and she's not referring to my talent in the field of aquatic sports, if you know what I mean! And I have given her a little reproductive pet-name myself. Oh, wait, she's calling me now! "Come in for dinner, Strong Swimmer." Aww, I love it when she calls me that. I can't help but respond by calling her by the pet-name I gave her. So here goes: "Just a minute, Happy Ovaries!" Ahh, nothing quite says "I love you" more in a relationship than a good reproductive-organ-inspired pet name.
Christina's fully exposed pregnant belly in Marie Claire:
