Britney Spears and Paris Hilton Voted Naughtiest Celebs!

Britney Spears and Paris Hilton

The children have voted and it's official, Britney Spears and Paris Hilton have been voted the two naughtiest celebrities of this holiday season! OK! Magazine reports:

The two scandal magnets, who enjoyed a brief, if not destructive, friendship this time last year, were chosen by a diverse group of more than 1,100 children as the two most deserving of coal-filled stockings come Christmas morning. Brit-Brit, who has made headlines for almost everything EXCEPT her music this past year, was the ultimate "winner" of the naughtiest title, followed closely by the celebutante Simple Life star, who served the most talked-about 23 days behind bars so far this century."

The children have spoken! Britney and Paris are bad girls! And who said the kids couldn't look up to those two as role models!? Sure they can! They just have to look at them and say to themselves... okay watch what Britney and Paris do and then do the exact opposite if you want to live a somewhat normal life! They're like role models, except reverse! See, that's something isn't it!?

Nevertheless, when Santa checks his list twice to see which celebs have been naughty or nice, he's going to be shocked at just how naughty Britney and Paris have been. Which sounds like a bad thing... but if Santa's anything like the creepy old guy who dresses up like Santa in the mall, I'm more worried that Santa's going to be excited because of all of the "naughty" little things Britney and Paris have done! But if they do end up getting coal in their stockings from Santa, I'm sure they'll just take their millions and buy a bunch of useless stuff to fill the deep emotional voids that live inside both of them!

11.29.07 at 11:15:21 AM