James Franco was rather unpleasantly surprised to find out a simple kiss in the movie Milk became a straight up sausagefest due to Sean Penn.
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JAMES Franco says Sean Penn pushed the gay sex scenes in "Milk" further than he expected. "In the original script I read, there was only one real kissing scene," Franco tells next month's Elle. "A month after [director] Gus [Van Sant] asked me to do it, they sent me another script, and on Page 5 there was a full-on love scene. And I was like, 'Gus, what the heck?' He says, 'Well, it was Sean's idea.' "
In case you don't know, Milk is the story about the first-ever openly gay man to be elected to office. I really don't care to see it because gay rights don't interest me all that much, just like my right to sit around all day and collect welfare checks probably doesn't interest you. But now that I know James Franco and Sean Penn get it on, I might go to the theater and, during that scene, stand up and yell "HA HA GAY!" then run out.
Winona Rider has "misplaced" a $125,000 bracelet that Bulgari jewelers loaned to her. The
NY Post has the story:
Ryder told Bulgari jewelers that she misplaced their gems, which had been out on loan, after wearing them at a Marie Claire bash in Madrid on Sunday, according to the French celebrity-news magazine Voici.
The "Girl, Interrupted" star - convicted in 2002 of shoplifting in Beverly Hills - claimed she lost the precious stones after handing them in an envelope to her hotel's front desk for safe keeping.
But Voici reported no hotel surveillance cameras captured Ryder giving the jewels to front-desk personnel.
Here, let me tell you what happened. Winona STOLE them. They're sitting at her house in a jewelry box right now. Don't get me wrong, I love Winona. I want to make babies with her immediately and in the future, but the woman steals. It's just what she does. That, and acting every once in a while.
Personally, whoever agreed to loan them to Winona is the one who should pay for it. It's like handing a 3 year old boy an uzi or dangling a prostitute in front of any politician. The result is to be expected.
There's a reason why you never see one-hit wonders after they disappear. Now I'm not saying Britney Spears was a one hit wonder, but marrying Kevin Federline, having two children, and shaving your head should be enough to get the hell out of the spotlight forever. But Britney's performance at Live Star Academy over the weekend proves what my dad has said all along. I know nothing.
Watch the video above if you want to be brought back to a retarded version of 1998.
Whichever genius photographer got Katy Perry to sit still long enough to take 12+ real, serious pictures deserves a Nobel Prize or at least a box of Hostess cupcakes. That's impressive considering she's usually acting like a 4 year old retard.
Check these out while you can. I'm positive the next batch of Katy Perry images will include at least 3 bug-eyed, handicapped poses.
Scarlett Johansson is one of the few extremely hot female celebrities that have managed to keep her top on rather than reveal it all to horny losers like me. It's a shame for me and my sex life, but I can't say I blame her. When she thinks about what millions, possibly trillions, of people around the Earth will be doing to her naked, it's probably a little weird.
So in the meantime, here are some screencaps from She's Just Not That Into You, which is coming out... some day. I really only need to see this part. Like me finishing 8th grade, it's so close.
There's so much British beauty in these images that I just wanna drink tea and stop brushing my teeth. Or whatever stereotypes there are for English lads. They really should've mixed in some Kate Beckinsale though to complete the package.
It does make sense that Keira Knightley and Sienna Miller are together considering they're at the British Indie Film Awards. What a racist event!
As if you to say F YOU, Lindsay Lohan made the universal sign that says F YOU to a photographer in Beverly Hills this past weekend. I guess I could be wrong and it's just how she holds her cell phone. I don't know much about Lindsay's fingers, I'll have to ask Samantha Ronson next time I see her in a dark alley or under a bridge.
Anyway, middle finger or not, Lindsay is still Lindsay. Just thought I'd check up.
