The New York Post's page six reports that Kanye West, every time he come around yo' city, he ain't never gonna be sayin' "bling, bling." Unless he suddenly turns 70 years old overnight... or turns white.
WTF am I talking about? Here. I quote Mr. West:
So, there you have it. You are officially uncool, according to Kanye, if you ever drop the word "bling" in conversation.
Kanye, I like you. I do. But placing parameters around when and how I can use the word "bling" just cramps my style, bro. I mean, when I rock an old school Adidas jump suit and an iced out over-sized clock around my neck when I roll up to the club in my Chevy Impala with the "butterfly doors," how am I supposed to distinguish between the various forms of jewelery on my neck without using the word "bling"?
So, Kanye, stick to rapping and leave the inaccurate, rashly-formed, gross generalizations to the politicians.
Until then, do me a favor... in the words of up-and-coming emcee, Joell Ortiz, "accidentally step on your white sunglasses." Because, Kanye, we all know that real hip-hop is "Carhartt jackets and Timberland boots, unlaced."
