Brad Pitt says that he is done doing nude scenes! That's it! No more for the rest of his life! Brad told People Magazine:
Can we get a big fat "Ewwwww" for Brangelina's little ones Zahara and Maddox! They're going to see mommy and daddy getting all "steamy" when they get old enough to watch Mr. and Mrs. Smith. Gross! Nobody wants to their parents getting it on, even if it's for the big screen. Well, then again, if I'm living in a mansion that was bought with the millions Brad and Angelina earned from making that one crappy movie instead of living in some broken-down bungalow in Ethiopia, maybe I'd let a little on-screen love action slide!
Regardless, Brad has put his foot down and has vowed to leave the "childish" nudity behind and work on something that truly interests him. Funny how turning to "passion" projects for himself is letting down the "passion" that millions of women around the world had for his nude scenes! With respect to Brad's maturity as an actor, People says:
I think we can all say that we've all been exposed to one very important truth in Hollywood: don't let old people get naked on the big screen. Nobody wants to see that many DVD-quality human wrinkles. Ever. On the other hand, it's good to see that Brad's all grown up. He's got a good head on his shoulders, one hot philanthropic wife, and a group of kids that virtually represent each and every member of the United Nations.
Ahh, Brad's come a long way since Jennifer Aniston hasn't he? Which reminds me... Jennifer, if you're out there and you're depressed about Brad's ability to move forward in life with Angelina, it's okay. I'm available! Ohh, what's that, Jenn? You won't date me because I'm too handsome and you're too worried everyone will be jealous and want to tear me away from you!? It's okay baby, don't worry about any of that... all of my girlfriends get used to sharing me after a while... I'm sure you can too!
