Katie Holmes showed off her new "Bob" haircut as she accompanied her midget... eh hem, I mean husband, Tom Cruise, at the Bambi Awards in Dusseldorf, Germany last night. Katie looked hot per usual while Tom looked... well, um... short. How did these two fall for each other, honestly? How did Tom court her? What did he do, massage her feet with his tiny little hands? My guess is he just brainwashed her with Scientology and now she's like a humanoid robot that just obeys his tiny little commands. But, that's not enough. At the very beginning, he had to do more to get her attention. Not romantically, I mean literally, considering how short he is.
Ohh, I think I've figured it out. Every time he walked past Katie and he screamed up to her in his feeble little voice, he noticed she couldn't hear him, so eventually he just started throwing rocks at her head David and Goliath style until she finally looked down. Then, she reached down to pick Tom up, stood him up on the palm of her hand, and brought his tiny little body to eye-level so she could hear him speak. Once he had that chance, he went right in for the kill with the cultish religious brainwashing. Don't listen to the tabloids, kids. That's how it happened.
Katie does look hot in her new haircut though, check her out:
