Katherine Heigl was spotted making out with her soon-to-be husband, singer Josh Kelley, in Hollywood over the weekend. At 29-years-old and planning to wed on December 23rd of this year, Katherine seems to be getting up there in terms of maturity... and that can only mean one thing for a guy like me... let the cougar-watch begin! According to my criteria, Katherine's got about 6 years (I like to think a woman's cougarific-ness begins at about 35-years-old) before she enters the realm of cougardom, and I know this may be a bit early to start, but I honestly can't wait. She's going to be one hot "thirty-something" year-old and it doesn't hurt to anticipate... I don't care what anyone says!!!
The only problem is, why does that dude get to lock lips with Dr. Izzie Stevens and all I can do is watch from the sidelines. I'm way more handsomer than that guy. It's like the famous cliche in all of those high-school sports movies. I'm the good guy on the sideline with loads of talent and the starting quarterback is just some punk with connections so I have to ride the bench until he gets hurt. Then, thrown in a high-pressure situation with little experience, I come through in the clutch and the whole town falls in love with me, including the old starting quarterback's girlfriend. Then, seeing how superior in both talent and character I am, his girlfriend and I make love as we bathe in the moonlight... yea, so watch out Josh Kelley... one day you might unexplainably get your knee-caps broken and while you're injured I may move in and steal Izzie away from you. I'm just letting you know so you can watch out for that sort of thing... you know, as a friend.
