Celeb Parasite

Jessica Simspon was out celebrating the birthday of her close friend, Cacee Cobb, on Saturday night... and Jess' new boyfriend Tony Romo was right behind her every step of the way! Literally, you can see him just a few feet behind her in the picture above! Specifically, People Magazine reports:

The Dallas Cowboys had the weekend off – but quarterback Tony Romo still made plenty of passes. Jessica Simpson and the NFL star flirted up a storm Saturday at Hollywood nightclub Teddy's, as the two helped Simpson's BFF, Cacee Cobb, celebrate her 30th birthday. At first, the singer – wearing a form-fitting black dress and spike heels – and her new beau kept things low-key in a secluded booth. But as the night wore on, the two were spotted with their arms around each other. Then, after a few seconds of conversation, they leaned in for a kiss – right in the middle of the crowded club.

Ahh, the joys of puppy love. It's a beautiful thing isn't it? It's like a delicate flower that blossoms within the heart in a face-paced world often tainted with superficiality. It gives you something to live for... it makes you feel like nothing else matters... and it puts you in a place that you never thought would be so sweet. Until, that one inevitable day comes when it just doesn't seem to be working out anymore and it feels as though someone has walked through the garden that is your heart with complete disregard and comes upon your flower of puppy love and steps on it, flattening it into the ground. Then, at that point, all you are left with is the painful imprint of a foot on your tiny little innocent heart.

Then again, I may be wrong. This whole Jessica and Tony thing might actually be real... maybe they'll go on to live a fairytale life filled with beautiful little children in some sort of fantasy world filled with gum drops and candy canes. But, chances are, just like all good things in this world, they'll end up miserable. So, Jessica, enjoy this while it lasts... but remember, when that inevitable day comes, I'll be standing outside your door, looking through the window with my soft eyes, waiting to console you. And by "console," I clearly mean steal you from Tony Romo. So, you know... just keep that in mind!

Jessica looking uncharacteristically pale yet just as hot as usual in a black dress over the weekend:

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