Amy Winehouse Is A Role Model!

Amy Winehouse

Don't worry, everyone, Amy Winehouse is doing just fine! This picture of her was taken at about 6:00 a.m. on Sunday morning going out for a barefoot stroll near her North London home proves it! The UK's Daily Mail reports:

Barefoot, and clad only in her bra and jeans, the troubled singer emerged from a friend's house in Bow at 5.45am on Sunday looking distressed and agitated - as her mother-in-law says she taking more drugs than ever... Quite why she came outside only half dressed in the early hours is unclear. One onlooker said she looked up and down the road as if she was waiting for someone, but no one arrived at the house. "She came out of the house, walked down the drive and wandered around on the pavement for a bit. "She looked upset and agitated but there was no obvious reason for her to have come outside. It was weird.""

That sounds completely normal, I don't know what everyone is talking about when it comes to Amy being on drugs? I mean, who cares if she does enough cocaine to kill a small horse, it's clearly not getting in the way of her daily activities in life, and therefore I feel like we should all give her the privacy she deserves. All right, all right, maybe that's a bit ignorant of me. Perhaps it's not that normal to walk around topless in the middle of the night for no apparent reason.

But still, I don't buy all this stuff about Amy not being a good role model. She's probably the best celebrity role model in the world. Think about it... soon, most of the youth of the world will see Amy in this condition looking absolutely ridiculous and scary skinny. Then, their tiny little brains will put together the simple truth that Amy is like this because of the drugs. Then, they'll have this horrible image of Amy looking like some sort of anorexic she-devil burned into their minds for the rest of their lives... then the next time someone puts a little cocaine in front of them, they'll recall that image and run away from the drugs screaming histerically and never looking back. So, how could we be upset with Amy!? I think she's the greatest and most successful anti-drug advocate the world has seen yet!

12.03.07 at 12:01:21 PM