Chaz Bono Creeps Me - and the Rest of the World - Out

"Dancing With the Stars" just released the official photo of Chaz Bono - the transgender contestant for the 2011 season. He/she looks puffy and sweaty... and his/her hand is all over Lacey Schwimmer. There are so many things about this photo that make my skin crawl, so I'm just going to avoid talking. ... for real. ... Stopping now.