Chaz Bono is Ruining Perfectly Hot Women

This isn't rocket science. Lacey Schwimmer, a hot, skinny dancer was partnered with the slobbering Chaz Bono. Soon after practicing with Chaz, Lacey became a chunky, trashy looking blonde. This can't just be a coincidence. Obesity/Chaz Bono is contagious. I just hope Lacey Schwimmer doesn't decide to become a man in a year.