Gwyneth Paltrow is Lobbying for My Affection

Obviously Gwyneth Paltrow is growing tired of being an uppity b****, since she dressed up like a little ho at the Emmys. Obviously, she was acting up like this just to impress me. I've got to say it's working. Sooner or later, I'll forget about her bragging about her hand painted wallpaper and $500k bath tub.