Hollywood Loves Ruining Classic Films

Not every classic film needs a gritty reboot. Take "Snow White" for example. It's a sweet Disney movie (with loads of sexual undertones, I'm sure) that doesn't need to be turned into something dark and edgy. Therefore, the new "Snow White" movie that will feature Kristen Stewart in armor, looking grim and riding a horse across a cold beach is completely unnecessary. Just put her in a fluffy dress and make her lay still for 90 minutes.