Snow White is Going to Be So Romantic

... if this is what all romantic movies look like, then I have been missing out. I have always assumed that they were about love, reconciliation and genitalia. Thank goodness the new "Snow White" (which I might have called Sleepy Beauty before, I can't be sure because I honestly don't care) is now going to show me the way. Romantic movies are about war, horseback riding, and killing Kristen Stewart.