Well, well, well. The white trash youth in America who got Marilyn Monroe tattoos on their forearms to be just like Megan Fox are going to be sorely disappointed: she is getting that tattoo removed. Apparently, she announced it a few months back (but I was doing something too important, like eating Cheetos, to know or care). But now the news is interesting, because that iconic tattoo is very, very faded. Once it's completely gone, she'll be just a little less trashy. Oh Megan, are you doing this to impress me? <3