Amy Winehouse Wasn't High, She Was Just Sleepy!

Amy Winehouse

Back on early Sunday morning Amy Winehouse was walking around barefoot wearing nothing but a pair of jeans a red bra looking confused and apparently on drugs. However, her reps insist that she was not out partying and on drugs! In fact, she was sound asleep before she came stumbling out in the street. People Magazine reports:

"She was not on an all-night bender," her U.K. rep tells PEOPLE of Winehouse's appearance outside her flat at 5:45 a.m. Sunday morning."... Winehouse, 24, was sound asleep when she heard a noise outside. Having had friends over earlier in the evening, she wondered if one returned, according to the rep, who said: "She heard all these noises, and she went outside to look and there were all these photographers." The rep added, "She'd been sound asleep, and then there were all these photographers – of course she looked startled.""

See, after I pass out in bed after a drug-induced stupor, I usually wake up in the middle of the night hearing noises. Only instead of the noises simply telling me to go outside and check on some photographers outside of my house, the noises are more like voices giving little commands. It's usually in the voice of a old British butler saying "Go make a Turkey sandwich... use mayonnaise." Then I say out loud to the voices... "Mayonnaise, I hate mayonnaise!" But then the voices respond with "But, sire, we're all out of mustard." Then with a simple "Dammit!" yelled out in disgust, I go fix myself a turkey sandwich with mayonnaise.

Wait, what was I just talking about? I lost my train of thought... I'm embarrassed. It must have been my subconscious. Anyway, I find it hard to believe that Amy was inside working on her sobriety and sleeping and she just ended up taking a barefoot, topless stroll for the fun of it. But, then again, it could be some kind of new treatment for people who need to fight addiction. They're always coming out with new stuff, maybe barefoot walks in the middle of the night are some sort of alternative medical treatment that hasn't gotten to the states yet. Britain's always quicker with that stuff. After all, they are always 5 hours ahead of us! It's not fair, when you think about it, really!

12.04.07 at 12:15:21 PM