Heidi Montag, or, as I like to call her, "one of them hot tramps from MTV's The Hills," is hot. Check her out in this little "Girls Gone Wild" bikini number. That's not me saying that. Literally, it says "Girls Gone Wild" on her ass.
Two things.
First, she's got to have the best plastic surgeon in all the land, because that perfection on her chest looks like Da Vinci himself grabbed a knife and started carving.
Second. Dear Heidi, keep running around in skimpy, trashy bikinis and taking outdoor showers... after a few more of these, I might actually remember your name.
I think I'm done here. Check her out.
