Hayden Panettiere Wears Short Shorts!

Hayden Panettiere

I've missed Hayden Panettiere. It feels like so long since I've last seen her, that I've been having some Hayden withdrawals. She's pretty much my most favorite-est celebrity in the whole wide world and to spend so much time away from her is a tragedy. Scratch that, it's a travesty. How's that for some serious intellectual vernacular. Honestly, though, I don't really know what "travesty" means, but I've heard it said by some people on the news and some rich kids I met in college, so it's gotta mean something really important. You know, because people like that, they're just so much more important than us commoners. But hey, as a feeble little commoner, I get to stare at Hayden looking cuter than ever in a pair of little purple short shorts. Ahh, the perks of being an average guy!

So, please, join me as I bathe in the cuteness that is emanated by Hayden in her little workout outfit. "Bathe in the cuteness!?" How creepy was that. I apologize. I hope the Hayden I've put up her can make up for it. Enjoy what I've done for you here.

12.04.07 at 02:01:15 PM