Beyonce might be pretending to be pregnant. And yes, this rumor going to seem convoluted. First of all, when she was with Jay Z in Croatia a month or two ago, she was seen sporting a REAL baby bump while wearing a bikini. (It could be that she just ate a huge burrito that day, though. It's very possible.)
Then, over this past weekend, Beyonce appeared on an Australian TV show called "Sunday Night" and she was wearing a tight dress that accenuated her bump. Only when she sat down, her bump appeared to collapse inward, i.e., a telltale sign that her bump is actually a prosthetic device intended to deceive.
Why would Beyonce lie to us? Well, first off, she doesn't know us. Secondly, maybe she lost her child and is trying to figure out how to tell the world. Thirdly, maybe the whole "I'm pregnant!" thing is a lie and she secretly hired a surrogate mother to carry her child to term so that she didn't get a busted uterus. I don't know, internet. I don't know.
