Sources say that Lindsay Lohan is back with her old flame, the ridiculously wealthy Greek shipping heir, Stavros Niarchos. However, her return to Stavros hasn't come without competition from her longtime friend Paris Hilton! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
Wow, this is like a battle of the skanks. They should create a new reality T.V. with Niarchos and the brood of celebrity skanks that he was romantically involved with in the past. It would be a bunch of celebrity tramps like Paris and Lindsay all living together in some sort of mansion while Stavros has his own room on the top floor and only comes out when there are special "feats of strength" events in which the celebrities try to win over his heart by competing in various "feats of strength." And, of course, if I were producer, such challenges would involve cat fights and bikini wrestling matches in pools of chocolate pudding. The show would be such a hit, I'd be a millionaire overnight! You know, kids... sometimes I say something so brilliant, I amaze myself. Clearly, folks, this is one of those times.
Lindsay out in L.A. yesterday:
