It has become apparent to me that the end of days is really, really nigh. Snooki, the orange midget on "Jersey Shore," recently talked to GQ about how reading "isn't her style." And to think, children actually watch this show. Bye, bye, humanity. I hope we all die in a fire.
GQ: So, I've got to ask: You've really never heard of J.K. Rowling or Maya Angelou?
Snooki: I don't read. I don't like to read Harry Potter or anything like that. It's not my style.
GQ: But you're a New York Times best-selling author!
Snooki: Yeah, doesn't mean I have to read.
GQ: Fair point. What is your favorite book?
Snooki: Dear John. I read that in a day because it was so amazing. And then I ended up seeing the movie and it was really good. We were supposed to read in high school but I never did because I just used the CliffsNotes, books were too long.
Someone. Please. Bludgeon her to death with a book.