To any girl in Hollywood that ISN'T famous, a director is like a shining beacon of hope and sexual favors. 9.9 out of 10 women would sleep with a creepy director (like Brett Ratner for instance) if that meant it'd give them a little edge in the industry. Or even some kind of hopeful delusion. That's why it's no surprise that Olivia Munn (a.k.a., Lisa?) slept with Ratner a few years ago. Gross.
In Olivia Munn's memoir, "Suck It, Wonder Woman!: The Misadventures of a Hollywood Geek," the far-too-intimate details of a short relationship with a bigwig Hollywood director are amongst many tales she recalled from her early days in Hollywood. Details such as seeing, "a grown man in an oversized shirt holding his undersized manhood in hands glistening with shrimp fat."
On Thursday, Ratner came clean, saying that he was that bigwig director, but denied ever having such glistening, self-pleasuring hands.
"I used to date Olivia Munn, I'll be honest with everyone here. But when she was 'Lisa.' She wasn't Asian back then," he said. "She was hanging out on my set of 'After the Sunset,' I banged her a few times, but I forgot her. Because she changed her name. I didn't know it was the same person and so when she auditioned for me for a TV show, I forgot her, she got pissed off, and so she made up all these stories about me eating shrimp and masturbating in my trailer. And she talked about my shortcomings."
Seriously, though. The shrimp masturbation thing is way too specific to not be true. Way to lower your standards, Olivia.