Tara Reid Is Worthless! Literally!

Tara Reid

Tara Reid's presence just isn't worth much these days. People used to want to dish out large sums of money just so she would appear at a particular club so the club owners would get some publicity. While vacationing in Darwin, Australia this week, Tara tried to cash in on some big money for her to show up at a few select Australian clubs, but she failed miserably. The New York Post's Page Six reports:

The blond uber-bimbo [Reid], who's been partying hard in Australia, was trying to charge $25,000 to $30,000 for her appearances at clubs. But she had to drop her inflated price to a bargain-basement fee of about $3,500 when nobody would bite, Sydney Confidential reports."

Wow, I guess she thought that people in Australia were about 10 years behind the states and they wouldn't know her career has gone down the drain and she's become worthless because they'd only recognize her from the American Pie movies. Clearly, making such an assumption down there, or should I say, "down under" (stupid joke, I know), was a horrible mistake. It looks like Australia's up-to-date with the current events. Now, if she were in a third-world country though... she'd be in much better shape. Those places are at least a whole century behind the western world. Tara wouldn't just be a star... she'd be from the future! I wonder what they would pay for that!

Oh, and just when you thought it couldn't get worse for Tara... the one place she ended up hosted something called a "Hookers Ball." Page Six reports:

The surgically-enhanced sexpot was most recently seen cavorting for cash at the taste-challenged gala called the Hookers Ball in Darwin. Reid's flack didn't get back to us."

Wow. The "Hookers Ball." Very classy! Here are some pictures of Tara at this so-called "Hookers Ball" just a few days ago:

12.05.07 at 12:21:15 PM