Although he is filled with grief and good intentions, Simon Monjack might want to consider getting some common sense in there, too.

For some reason, Simon set up a Brittany Murphy Foundation website in order to raise money.... for something. It's not too clear what he is going to be donating the money to. Keeping girls anorexic and thin? Teaching people how not to OD on Vicodin? Giving little fat nerds lessons on how to score hot wives?

The reason for the foundation doesn't matter - especially since he went about it the completely wrong way. According to TMZ:

We can only assume Monjack threw a site up on Geocities.com and put a little PayPal button on it - because even I know a foundation is hard to set up legitimately. If it wasn't I would have a Foundation For Nerds Who Play WoW Too Much and Obsess Over Celebrities. FFNWPWTMOOC would be a hit, but I might want to consider a better name.

Golf is one of the most boring sports to watch, right up there with curling and the rest of the Winter Olympic sports, but it is good for one thing - getting the media to focus on golfing instead of Tiger Woods' sexcapades. Sure, laughing about Tiger Woods getting beat up by his wife and sleeping with 50 women was great at first. However, during the months of drama following the initial blow up, it was torture. The only thing anyone ever wanted to talk about is who Tiger was banging and why. Even when Brittany Murphy died no one really cared because they were concerned that Tiger was in sex rehab.

Thank God he is starting to get back into his normal routine of being awesome at golf, now that he has apologized to the world (?) and is back with his Nordic supermodel wife.

Via TMZ:

And it's about time. Everything will be back to normal once he is beating the snot out of every other golfer and his little Asian mother no longer has to hang her head in shame.

Celebrities always have a weird sense of fashion, but now I'm convinced Rihanna is looking completely retarded on purpose. She is both channelling Kermit the Frog and flashing her chesticles - make up your mind Rih. If you want the world to see your chest, don't remind us of that lovable Muppet who Conan O'Brien would always make puke everywhere. ... It's not a good mental image.

Although you might be able to attribute the stupid hair and ridiculous green dress/pantsuit/muumuu to her brains being addled by Chris Brown. Head trauma does usually have side-effects.

It's so cute when celebrities think they are good at something. Just look at Lindsay - thinking that someone out there gives a crap about her being at some nightclub. She is even pretending to DJ! Awww!

Personally, I don't care if she lives or dies but I gotta post her pictures. When she has her picture taken, there is a 90% chance she will flash her chest or bottom. It's worth the time, to see her infested little body.

When I think Megan Fox, I usually associate her with very dirty things that may or may not include wild animals and honey. But the fact is, she isn't that big of a slut. In fact, she is kind of a good little chick.

In Harper's Bazaar, via the Huffington Post, Megan confessed to only have two sex partners (among other kind of boring things):

If Megan Fox is intent upon dishing out some secrets, I want them to be very naughty and possibly illegal. I don't want any "I want to be a nun!" confessions or anything retarded like that. So maybe Megan you should think about your loyal fans before you open your stupid, goodie-goodie trap.

Don't worry kiddies - the stalker of your favorite Loveline host is just clincally insane. No worrries, whatsoever. Charles Pearson was arrested yesterday for crazily stalking Dr. Drew and the other employees at the KROQ radio station. According to TMZ:

I kind of feel bad for the guy - because who doesn't feel like there is a chip implanted in their head every now and then? I hear it's completely normal and a non-crazy thing to think.

But I do tend to question authority when I see "community college" written across a squad car. It doesn't exactly excite a sense of respect. .... it's actually more like ridicule.

There has been lot of story changing regarding the incident that sent sexy little Rikki into a chemically induced coma. After her car collided with a semi, she ended up at a hospital and blood was found in her brain. However, how she actually got the hospital is unclear. Yesterday, TMZ reported that:

But today, one of the "ikki" twins is changing her story. Instead of calmly deciding to go to the hospital to make sure everything was a-okay, Vikki said there was lot of of screaming involved:

My theory is that the first story is more accurate, but Vikki got a fax from MTV saying explicitly to "MAKE THE STORY BLOODIER YOU STUPID WHORE!" so she changed it to something a little more violent. A reality star like her should know what good publicity is.