After partying all night in a London club, the UK reality star Amanda Harrington left... and then promptly swung by McDonalds. It's good to see that drunken, late-night fast food habits are embraced by stars as well as normal people. Not only that, but she is hot. So that makes me even more turned on by McDonalds than I normally am. What I wouldn't do for a Big Mac and some privacy right now...
Heather Locklear was taken to the hospital by ambulance Thursday afternoon after she mixed prescription drugs and alcohol (and usually there are unpleasant side effects when you do that). Her sister called 911 because she was fearing for Heather... and rightly so, because the paramedics who examined Heather also determined she needed to be hospitalized.
This isn't the first time that Heather has had trouble with mixing her prescription meds and alcohol. But she is a star and she just assumes that the laws of science and medicine don't apply to her, so it's hilarious every time she attempts to box her kidneys.
Instead of going to the People's Choice Awards and accepting the People's Choice Award for "Favorite R&B Artist"... Rihanna decided to attend a Clipper's game (it was against The Heat and was bound to be an awesome game, could you blame her?). And just so you know, the Staples Center was right across the street from where the People's Choice Awards were being held. I don't blame her for choosing Blake Griffin over a bunch of awards that no one really cares about. Katy Perry and Johnny Depp were also other stars who won awards that chose not to attend. Because it's the People's Choice Awards.
What do Steve Carell, Steve Buscemi, Olivia Wilde and a horrible fake tan all have in common?! You got it! "Burt Wonderstone!" This is a new movie that these three are going to be appearing in... and while I have no idea what it is about, I'm just going to assume it's a fake documentary on the lives of aging Jersey Shore guidos.
Tina Fey once again proved how awesome she is on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," last night. Tina Fey settled a tense situation she had with the Roots' drummer ?uestlove. How? Well, she and ?uestlove shared a huge, peace hoagie together on television. And it was just as touching as it sounds.
The back story is this: on the Bravo talk show "Watch What Happens Live," ?uestlove called out Tina Fey, saying she was "never nice to The Roots" even though they're both from Philadelphia. Then, when she appeared on "Late Night with Jimmy Fallon," she brought it up, saying that (like a true Philly girl) she wanted to "key his car, drag him behind the Wawa" and beat him up. To mend their broken relationship, they shared a huge hoagie on television. ... it's honestly hard to keep from crying.
Because of her general size and shape, many people question whether or not Khloe Kardashian is Robert Kardashian's biological daughter (and a biological sister to Kim). Robert's ex-wives are claiming that she isn't, but he swore that Khloe is in fact his daughter in a past legal document. According to TMZ:
When Robert was seeking to have his 2nd marriage annulled from Jan Ashley in 1999, he submitted a declaration to the judge stating that the marriage did not work because Jan wanted to have his child ... but he did not.
In the declaration, Robert says, "I decided that since I already had four biological children, I did not wish to have any more."
So there you have it. She might look like an atrocity compared to her sisters... but she is related to them, plus she married someone successful and doesn't do crazy sh*t all of the time that makes me want to suffocate her in her sleep. I think we all know the true winner of the gene battle, here.
Hammerhead sharks have been on the endangered species list since 2008 and it's illegal to kill/catch them in Florida. But that didn't stop Rosie O'Donnell! Because she is a big, scary butch.
The Florida Sun Sentinel reports...
Rosie O'Donnell and her family caught huge hammerhead sharks in fishing trips off the South Florida coast.
Now environmentalists (are) irate at the killing of ocean predators that are considered overfished around the globe.
Right now sharks are the most endangered animals around," said Erik Brush, a Sarasota marine conservationist. "This is basically an endorsement. It sends the message that it's an OK activity. And this is not an activity that we want celebrities endorsing."
As for O'Donnell's reaction to the controversy: "She's amused by it."
And the Daily Mail adds:
(She) has defended herself by responding to individual tweets saying, 'chill people - really - my family fishes.'
Just to keep you grounded, this is what Rosie said on the topic of using guns to hunt:
"I don't care if you want to hunt, I don't care if you think it's your right. I say, sorry, you are not allowed to own a gun, and if you do own a gun I think you should go to prison."
So she is a huge hypocrite and she is an ugly lesbian. That's two strikes.
