It's nice to see that Japan is no different than the U.S. in that their pop stars go from extremely popular to drugged out losers. Noriko Sakai is the latest example according to Reuters:

So why am I writing about Japanese pop star news? Because American pop stars are being severe letdowns recently by staying under control and not doing anything retarded. Fortunately, I think I have one Japanese reader who accidentally found this site while searching for hentai, so he's probably very pleased with this story right now.

If you know anything about American football, then you know who Lawrence Taylor is. Alternatively, if you know anything about Dancing with the Stars, you probably know who Lawrence Taylor is...because, for some reason, former NFL players just love dancing on that show. But anyway, Lawrence was arrested according to TMZ:

$500 bond? That's like 46 cents to the normal person, so this wasn't much of an arrest for Lawrence. In fact, I don't even know why I'm writing about this. Maybe he'll do something more newsworthy like kill someone or at least rob a casino. Let's hope so.

If you've ever seen 30 Rock, then you've probably seen Katrina Bowden make an appearance, mostly to make fun of Tina Fey for something other than her scar. That would just be mean. But anyway, I am pretty confident you'll see her in a lot more stuff soon because she's extraordinarily attractive. Definitely not because she's a good actress because she kinda sucks, but that's never mattered before, so whatever.

Here's Britney Spears looking like an angry mother of 2 storming into the welfare center to demand her check. She happens to be followed by some guy who clearly wishes he was a secret service agent but is settling for Britney's personal bodyguard. He should probably be content because shielding someone from camera flashes is a little easier than bullets. That's what I heard anyway.

I have no idea what the Breeder's Cup Winner's Circle is, but I'm going to guess it has to do with horses and not breeding with Kristin Cavallari. At least I hope not or else I'm really sorry I decided to stay here in my underwear all day long instead of attending. Speaking of that, it's exactly what I'm going to do for the next 3 days, so have a good weekend.

Rihanna's interview with ABC's Good Morning America about the beating she took from ex-boyfriend Chris Brown sure is revealing some interesting stuff:

In fairness to Chris, I don't think I've ever seen a soul in anyone's eyes. Can you even see a soul? I always thought it was like an invisible spirit that followed you around, not like a kidney or a lung. Rihanna and I just disagree on everything. It's so frustrating.

If you're a big fan of Elton John, and we all are, you'll be happy to know he didn't die. He seems to have recovered from his infections and other things that try to kill people according to Reuters:

Let this be a stark reminder that Elton John will die. So will Bruce Springstein and Richard Simmons and Peyton Manning. The only person who has an outside shot of living forever is John Madden, but that isn't looking too good either. We'll see.