Hayden Panettiere

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Hayden Panettiere Is All Grown Up and Hot!

Hayden Panettiere looks all grown up in these pictures, and I don't like it. She was at the Saks Fifth Avenue cocktail party in Hollywood yesterday all dressed up like one of those uppity, tight-ass rich biatches that you see in places that you sometimes get to go to but don't really belong (if you're an average person). Kind of like when your buddy is banging some rich chick and then they ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere Is My Paper-Crowned Princess

Here's the always young and sexy Hayden Panettiere grabbing some coffee and walking around with one of those paper crowns you get at Burger King. Although it may reveal a bit of her innocence and youth, you can't deny that the crown is suiting, because in my eyes, Hayden is my own little princess, and she should be treated that way, dammit! You know, seeing Hayden walking around holding that ... [Full Story]

Staring Down Hayden Panettiere's Shirt Is Fun!

Here are a few pics of Hayden Panettiere in London yesterday with a nice shot of what's going on down her shirt these days. Although I realize that I have developed somewhat of an "obsession" for Hayden (I like to think of it more as an "addiction," it feels more real that way) and such an "obsession" has become evident on this site, I still just cannot resist being creepy whenever she's ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere Is Hot and Leggy in a Short Dress

I don't know about you guys, but this Hayden Panettiere chick is hot. Where did those legs come from? I mean, I always thought she was one cute baby carrot, in a young, innocent, I'll overlook the fact that she's way too short, kind of way... but damn, this chick looks all grown up... literally, her legs look like they've been extended about 6-8 inches... at least. Speaking of being extended ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere Pumps Her Own Gas in a Short Dress

Here's the ungodly cute Hayden Panettiere being, well... ungodly cute... in a short yellow dress pumping gas and running into the quickie mart. Wait a minute... we've got Hayden, we've got "pumping," and we've got "quickie" all in the same sentence. Okay, I'm just going to stop now and remove myself from this situation before I say something totally inappropriate... I'll leave the rest ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere Pulls Out Her Puppies Again

I pretty much just am in love with Hayden Panettiere. Seeing her grow up before my eyes brings a tear to my eye... just one tear, lets not go crazy here... Yep, just one tear... oh, and some unexplainable movement in my pants, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, here she is being way too overdressed taking her puppies out for a walk AGAIN. But, this time, the whole being ... [Full Story]

Hayden Panettiere Is Hot at the Declare Yourself Event

Here's our daily dose of cuteness with Hayden Panettiere looking gorgeous in blueish-green dress at the 2008 Declare Yourself event yesterday. Everyone, take a good look at her... because, I will announce it officially now, Hayden is my future wife. She just doesn't know it right now. Aww, look at how cute she is being all naive not knowing that she and I will soon be spending a long ... [Full Story]

Guess That Celebrity VMA Booty

And now, for our special VMA Edition of Guess That Celebrity Booty. It is as though this fiery little lady knew what we were up to over here with the whole "Guess That Celebrity Booty" feature at CelebParasite.com as this mystery girl stuck out her backside last night at the VMAs. But who does it belong to? Everyone, grab your friends, throw some cash down on the ground and then click on ... [Full Story]

Even In Old Man's Clothes, Hayden Looks Hot

Is it just me, or does Hayden Panettiere look like an old Irish man in that hat? If so, is it bad that I have a burning desire to have sex with someone who looks like an old Irish man? No? Okay, good. I was worried for a second. Here's Hayden at JFK International Airport looking like what would be the result if Mick Jagger, a Nazi colonel, and that old Irish guy I was talking about earlier ... [Full Story]

Hayden and Milo Are Doin' The Damn Thang?

As I'm sure you all know by now, Heroes hottie Hayden Panettiere is DONE with former Laguna Beach-er Stephen Coletti and now sources are confirming that Hayden has found a new man to be the hero to her heroine: Milo Ventimiglia. OK! Magazine says: "For weeks now, handsome Heroes co-stars Hayden Panettiere and Milo Ventimiglia (now known collectively as "HayLo"), have been sparking rumors ... [Full Story]

Hayden Pulls Out Her Puppies and Plays With Them... Literally

Hayden Panettiere pulled out her puppies and played with them yesterday. Literally. You know, as hot as she is, seeing her like this makes me feel guilty. She's walking around with her little puppies all innocent and cute with a T-Shirt that says "I'm Off The Hook" which is excessively corny but all the cuter because of it... Her youth is apparent here, and seeing this side of her makes me ... [Full Story]

Her Cuteness Merely Hides The Vicious Beast Deep Inside Her

Remember how I said Hayden Panettiere was one of the hottest, cutest girls ever because she plays with her puppies and runs around in a cheerleader uniform? Yea, well, it seems that I might have gotten the hot part right, but I don't know if a vicious, life-threatening maniac can technically be classified as being "cute." Wait, life-threatening? Hayden? What are you talking about, Ace? You're ... [Full Story]