The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Hayden Panettiere.
These Hayden Panettiere downshirt pictures are a nice little treat that can help us start off our morning right. And what a better way to begin a Friday than to be staring down the shirt of a cute little T.V. hero. I really can't think of anything that would be a much better way to get us on our way to the weekend, really. Hayden's just ungodly cute. Which raises the question: Is she one of those ... [Full Story]
These Hayden Panettiere bikini pictures are philanthropic. Both because she's wearing a bikini while she was busy saving whales and because they help me get through my day as well. I've missed Hayden. It seems like she hasn't been around much lately, except for that one time when she was revealing things we didn't know were a part of her while she was wearing short shorts. But now Hayden's back ... [Full Story]
These Hayden Panettiere ass pictures make me happy... well maybe only where her short denim shorts cover her ass. But then my eyes naturally wander downward and it just starts getting all kinds of nasty. Is it just me or do you see the beginning stages of cellulite brewing right around her upper thigh as well? Honestly, I looked quickly when I first saw these pictures and I thought to ... [Full Story]
Hayden Panettiere looks all grown up in these pictures, and I don't like it. She was at the Saks Fifth Avenue cocktail party in Hollywood yesterday all dressed up like one of those uppity, tight-ass rich biatches that you see in places that you sometimes get to go to but don't really belong (if you're an average person). Kind of like when your buddy is banging some rich chick and then they ... [Full Story]
Here's the always young and sexy Hayden Panettiere grabbing some coffee and walking around with one of those paper crowns you get at Burger King. Although it may reveal a bit of her innocence and youth, you can't deny that the crown is suiting, because in my eyes, Hayden is my own little princess, and she should be treated that way, dammit! You know, seeing Hayden walking around holding that ... [Full Story]
Here are a few pics of Hayden Panettiere in London yesterday with a nice shot of what's going on down her shirt these days. Although I realize that I have developed somewhat of an "obsession" for Hayden (I like to think of it more as an "addiction," it feels more real that way) and such an "obsession" has become evident on this site, I still just cannot resist being creepy whenever she's ... [Full Story]
I don't know about you guys, but this Hayden Panettiere chick is hot. Where did those legs come from? I mean, I always thought she was one cute baby carrot, in a young, innocent, I'll overlook the fact that she's way too short, kind of way... but damn, this chick looks all grown up... literally, her legs look like they've been extended about 6-8 inches... at least. Speaking of being extended ... [Full Story]
Here's the ungodly cute Hayden Panettiere being, well... ungodly cute... in a short yellow dress pumping gas and running into the quickie mart. Wait a minute... we've got Hayden, we've got "pumping," and we've got "quickie" all in the same sentence. Okay, I'm just going to stop now and remove myself from this situation before I say something totally inappropriate... I'll leave the rest ... [Full Story]
I pretty much just am in love with Hayden Panettiere. Seeing her grow up before my eyes brings a tear to my eye... just one tear, lets not go crazy here... Yep, just one tear... oh, and some unexplainable movement in my pants, but that's neither here nor there. Anyway, here she is being way too overdressed taking her puppies out for a walk AGAIN. But, this time, the whole being ... [Full Story]
Here's our daily dose of cuteness with Hayden Panettiere looking gorgeous in blueish-green dress at the 2008 Declare Yourself event yesterday. Everyone, take a good look at her... because, I will announce it officially now, Hayden is my future wife. She just doesn't know it right now. Aww, look at how cute she is being all naive not knowing that she and I will soon be spending a long ... [Full Story]
And now, for our special VMA Edition of Guess That Celebrity Booty. It is as though this fiery little lady knew what we were up to over here with the whole "Guess That Celebrity Booty" feature at CelebParasite.com as this mystery girl stuck out her backside last night at the VMAs. But who does it belong to? Everyone, grab your friends, throw some cash down on the ground and then click on ... [Full Story]
Is it just me, or does Hayden Panettiere look like an old Irish man in that hat? If so, is it bad that I have a burning desire to have sex with someone who looks like an old Irish man? No? Okay, good. I was worried for a second. Here's Hayden at JFK International Airport looking like what would be the result if Mick Jagger, a Nazi colonel, and that old Irish guy I was talking about earlier ... [Full Story]