Jessica Simpson

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Jessica Simpson.

Jessica Simpson Has Wonderful Cleavage

Every woman should strive to look like Jessica Simpson. Please, take a moment and drool over her great cleavage and tight body. ... [Full Story]

I Am Jessica Simpson's Face of Determination

Have you ever seen a more determined look on a girl's face? Ever? Well, I can think of this one time, back in college... it was Taco Tuesday at the dining hall and this heavy-set chick was way back at the end of the line... with just one look at that girl's face, you just knew you were getting out of her way, or she would make you get out of her way. She was nuts. ... [Full Story]

If Only All Homeless Drunks Looked Like Jessica Simpson!

You know, I can relate to what's going on with Jessica Simpson right here. I mean, here she is, lying on the floor all alone, with a champagne bottle in a her hand, and make-up having run all over her face. The same thing used to happen to my skank mother every New Years Eve. She would prepare for weeks for a night out with my step-dad. She would go out and buy a big, ridiculous, expensive ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson's Legs Stimulate My Imagination

You know, I thought seeing Jessica Simpson GROPING HER OWN BOOBS was good. Then I saw her in a extremely thin gray dress on a cold day, and I realized that her ERECT NIPPLES sometimes have a mind of their own, and that might have been even better. But now, with these pics of Jessica showing serious amounts of leg in her little daisy dukes in a compromising position, now my imagination is ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Perfects The Erect Nipple Look

It's okay Jessica, I get erect when I'm excited too. This is the second time that Jessica Simpson and her ERECT NIPPLES have been out and about in the recent past. Here, Jessica looks hotter than ever (that's not a figure of speech, I literally have never seen her this hot, it's a whole new, unprecedented level of hotness) as she walks around in a gray dress with one really hard nipple ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Looks Beautiful in a Backless Black Dress

Jessica Simpson shows off her sexy elegance and her beautiful back while she's at it as she attends the W Magazine party yesterday. ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson Likes to Grope Her Own Boobies!

And the Lord said to Jessica: Let them be Erect! Every once in a while, God does something nice for me. Today, not only did he give me a peak at Jessica Simpson's nipples poking through her shirt, but he also gave me a cupping of the breast as well. These shots of Jessica leaving Nobu restaurant with friends in New York City the other day show us just what its like when Jessica's boobies ... [Full Story]

Check Out The Stems On Jessica Simpson

We always knew that Jessica Simpson had nice, big, massive BOOBS, but what about those legs!? Jessica was looking hot and leggy over the weekend as she was heading to a steak house for a weekend bite in this little white dress. Look at those stems. It is as though they were nice, smooth, elongated rose stems carrying the delicate flower that is Jessica Simpson. Only with massive ... [Full Story]

Jessica Simpson's Breasts Are Our Only Hope

Between that jerk Vick killing dogs, my boy Owen nearly jumping off the deep end, and Britney being investigated for child abuse, I'm depressed. The world itself is going even further down the drain than it was, and there's nothing that can save us... well, almost nothing. Thank God for our savior that is Jessica Simpson's breasts. Those little funbags are just what their name ... [Full Story]

I Want to Die and Come Back as That Shaggy Dog

Jessica Simpson was on set in Louisiana yesterday for new movie Major Movie Star. Here, she is seen holding her little Chewbacca dog closely against her chest. Remember how I said earlier that playing on the beach with hot Latinas and cute little doggies is my own personal vision of heaven? Yea, scratch that. Forget playing with doggies and hot babies on the beach... Instead, I'd ... [Full Story]