Kim Kardashian

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Kim Kardashian.

I Think It\'s Growing

Kim Kardashian is slightly less hot when you consider the only difference between her and any fat chick at Ponderosa is a skinny waist and fake boobs. Everything below the belt is exactly the same, so why is Kim\'s ass a phenomenon of some kind and their asses are disgusting? Life remains unfair. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is Complex

Complex.com manages to get all the hottest actresses for photoshoots. Kim Kardashian might be annoying, stupid, and a societal leech, but it\'s hard to deny that she has a nice body for a gypsy woman. Check out the shoot below. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Will Tell You Your Future

Kim Kardashian has done some crazy things, but dressing up like a gypsy fortune teller wasn\'t one of them until now. But when your career starts to fizzle, you turn to desperate ideas. Like me, after I got fired from McDonald\'s for indecently exposing myself to an old woman, I started a celebrity site. I make the same amount of money and I\'m not in public. Everybody wins. Also, I just want ... [Full Story]

This Looks Familiar

You get your fame from a sex tape, and then your fame starts to fizzle out, so what do you do? That\'s easy, you walk around LAX Airport sucking on a lollipop to remind everyone that you really do have a skill. It\'s tough being Kim Kardashian. ... [Full Story]

How\'s Your Knowledge of Celebrity Racks?

In case you missed the Celebrity A$$ post featuring the rumps of Megan Fox, Scarlett Johansson, and others, check that out first. Now that you\'ve done that, let\'s move on to the front of celebrity chicks. See if you can guess whose b00bies all of these are, then click the thumbnail to see the high resolution version. Some of these are pretty tough to guess, but all are f\'n HOT. Enjoy, I ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian.....Signs an Autograph?

As a general rule of thumb, we the people get autographs from people who have done something great. Someone who is so powerful or so awesome that just writing their name on a piece of paper is worth something. A fat ass girl with a reality show on E! certainly does not fit that profile, so what the hell? I could maybe see an ass grab, but not an autograph. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Might Not Own a Pair of Jeans

I realize when your ass is this ridiculous, it\'s hard to find a pair of jeans that fit, but seriously...does Kim Kardashian own anything other than Spandex? This is Kim leaving a nail salon in Los Angeles yesterday. I don\'t know what those crazy Asian people at the salon are up to these days, but I\'m pretty sure they don\'t require a spandex dress code. Who knows though. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian is Useless But Her Body is Not

Even though Kim Kardashian has the talent of 5\'4\" white guy with broken hands in a basketball game, she definitely has some awesome boobies and a great ass. It\'s hard to tell where she\'s real or fake, but fortunately none of that matters to me. If I ever get a chance to touch her, I\'ll be sure to let you know. Enjoy her assets in the high resolution versions of these images by clicking ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Defends Jessica Simpson\'s Fatness

Coming to Jessica Simpson\'s defense seems to be the cool thing to do now. First her sister, Ashlee, and now Kim Kardashian. People: Kardashian, 28, said, \"Call me crazy, but when I saw the picture, I was like, \'Oh my God, Jessica looks hot!\' \" Kardashian, whose E! reality show Keeping Up with the Kardashians returns in March, says she has no issues whatsoever with Simpson\'s outfit ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Works Out and is an Idiot

Not sure what Kim Kardashian is holding in her hand, but it\'s probably some kind of new butt workout mechanism if I had to guess. She\'s also carrying flowers, which is perfectly normal on your way to the gym. Sometimes I carry a sawed off shotgun to the funeral home and a furry puppy to the slaughterhouse. Anyway, I had a point behind this post, and that is Kim being happy to have been ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian and her Butt Go to the Gym

In case you didn\'t pick it up from the title above, I\'m working on a series of children\'s books featuring Kim Kardashian. This is Kim Kardashian and her Butt Go to the Gym. The first one, Kim Kardashian and her Butt Get Pounded by Ray-J on Home Video, was a great success among kids everywhere. Stay tuned for more. ... [Full Story]

Kim Kardashian Has a Stupid 2009 Calendar

Since 2009 will be here in about 12 hours or so, and in case you might want to be reminded of Ray-J pounding Kim Kardashian every day throughout the new year, she released this calendar. It might sell 7 copies and that\'s only if it gets packaged for free with a Tom Cruise calendar. ... [Full Story]