Megan Fox

The latest news and gossip involving celebrity Megan Fox.

Megan Fox as Lara Croft? Maybe.

Although this assumption is based on pretty much no facts whatsoever, it seems Megan Fox is the likely candidate to play Lara Croft in the next intsallment of Tomb Raider. E! says: Warner Bros. has confirmed plans to relaunch—and completely overhaul—the hot-pants-wearing, artifact-collecting Lara Croft: Tomb Raider franchise, with the first major casualty being Jolie. According to the ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Will Take a Picture With Anyone These Days

I\'m not sure if this idiot is some kind of extra in Transformers 2, but whoever he is, he doesn\'t deserve to be in a picture with Megan Fox. And why isn\'t he smiling? Maybe he should\'ve gotten one with Shia Labeouf instead. Between this guy and the guy Megan Fox played Guitar Hero with, I\'m not sure what\'s going on. She must be getting paid to hang out with slow people, that\'s all I can ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Plays Guitar Hero at Some Random House

Wow, what a depressing batch of pictures to wake up to. Megan Fox apparently decided to play Guitar Hero with some retard and his family. Sadly it wasn\'t me and my retarded family. You can\'t see the TV screen, but there\'s no way that kid is getting above 30% of the notes right with Megan Fox standing right there. But damn, she looks good. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox for the Weekend

This photoshoot from Italian magazine \"Jack\" might be old, but so are a lot of people and we let them stick around for a while. Going into the weekend, I wanted to leave the site on a good note just in case someone spikes my drink at a party I\'m not invited to and drops me off somewhere in the wilderness. In that event, it\'s been fun. Otherwise, I\'ll be back Monday. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Opens Wide for the Camera

Telling people to say \"cheese\" is getting old anyway. From now on, I say \"pretend to perform oral sex!\" before snapping a picture. Especially if it\'s someone like Megan Fox. So to the genius paparazzi guy who did this, my hat is off to you. Even though I don\'t even own a hat, but let\'s just pretend. ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Should Be Seen, Not Heard

Most guys would drug their own mother, put her in a bathtub full of ice, extract her kidneys and sell them in a dark alley to have 5 minutes alone with Megan Fox. But, it turns out she might be kinda dumb. As reported by the Sun: She said: “I am pretty sure I am a doppelgänger for Alan Alda. “I’m a tranny. I’m a man. I’m so painfully insecure. I’m on the verge of vomiting now. “I am ... [Full Story]

Two New Old Megan Fox Photos Surface

They are from 2005. But they are new. That\'s why they are new-old photos. I\'m getting that word patented so don\'t even try to use it to impress your friends. Anyway, these two outtakes from the Megan Fox FHM photoshoot are so incredible that the guy who didn\'t include them in the original spread must have a serious case of blindness or inbreeding. Possibly both if Stevie Wonder f***ed his own ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox and her Bodyguards Went Shopping

It\'s hard to tell if those guys with her are her personal bodyguards, store security, or Secret Service. I didn\'t think Megan Fox was elected President, but I don\'t really follow politics that closely. If only I could make over $8k/year, I\'d move to Beverly Hills and stalk all of these stars myself. What a life it would be, disguising myself as various inanimate objects like a trash can or ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox and Some Little Dumb Kid

Megan Fox was seen yesterday getting off an escalator with some little kid. Not sure if he\'s a brother, cousin, boyfriend, or what. I don\'t know her that well. Regardless, it\'s nice to see her out and about considering candid pictures of her are few and far between. I almost think she doesn\'t enjoy being swarmed by drooling paps all screaming dumbass questions at her while taking thousands of ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox Always Looks Good

Megan Fox was recently spotted walking into a store and then back out of that store. It was so exciting that a photographer took pictures of it and now they\'re here. I do love Megan Fox, but after seeing her cell phone, I\'m thinking she might be racist. No one I know has a white cell phone, only black. So this is sort of disappointing. Her boyfriend is even white, what the hell is up with ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is the Epitome of Hotness

There comes a girl in every generation that no other female can live up to, and that girl happens to be Megan Fox right now. Any guy who lays eyes on her hates his girlfriend or wife for at least the next 5 minutes. That\'s when a girl knows she\'s made it.The skimpy pictures below are GQ outtakes from her photoshoot she did several months ago. The fact that these are the images that DIDN\'T make ... [Full Story]

Megan Fox is NOT Wonder Woman

Unless you\'re one of those retards I\'ve been hearing about, you should know by now that Megan Fox is not going to be playing Wonder Woman despite reports. Those reports were fake, made up, falsfied, untrue, and anything else that means we won\'t get to see Megan prance around doing superhero things. Sad day, I think I\'ll kill myself a little bit. Anyway I just wanted an excuse to post this ... [Full Story]