Ashton & Demi Announced Their Divorce

Well, we know this was coming. Poor Ashton and Demi. After months of the marriage being rumored to be in trouble - it turns out that it was. Ashton went to his Twitter to announce it because he is a child, but Demi released the following statement:

"It is with great sadness and a heavy heart that I have decided to end my six-year marriage to Ashton. As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred, and it is in this spirit that I have chosen to move forward with my life."

"This is a trying time for me and my family, and so I would ask for the same compassion and privacy that you would give to anyone going through a similar situation."

"As a woman, a mother and a wife there are certain values and vows that I hold sacred" - a.k.a., Ashton banged a bunch of whores and it was really interfering with our family life.

No matter how open minded a couple is, when they are married (and have kids in the household), parading a bunch of extramarital sex partners through the house gets a little strange.

11.18.11 at 12:20:22 PM