It has been reported from multiple sources that Disney's High School Musical star, Zac Efron, has recently said several things that make him look like a complete tool. Specifically, the news website PR-Inside.com reports:
Wow. "You can't really go up to a girl and bust in a cool dance move"... did he seriously just say that? And then did he just admit that he actually tried that? I don't think there are words in the English language that can fully express how pathetic he sounded right there. But, I do have one comment. Clearly, he's "busting" out the wrong dance moves. Almost every girl I've hooked-up with in the past year started with me doing some killer dance moves. It usually starts off with me humping the air and then slowly creeping up behind her until she notices that I'm grinding up on her... then she gets all freaked out and turns around about to smack me, but then she sees the tenderness of my eyes and with a soft whisper of the word "Hi" into her ear, her frown turns upside down, and I'm in! I don't know what kind of tootie frootie dance moves Zac usually does... but dancing does work... if it's well played. Speaking of Zac being tootie frootie, MSNBC also reported today that people around Zac think he can be a little girlie at times, including his smokin' hot girlfriend, Vanessa Hudgens. MSNBC says:
I can just picture Zac being all girlie, getting all nervous, fanning himself with his hand, screaming out "Oh my God! A blemish!" Then, when he can't contain himself, he starts jumping up and down and little clouds of fairy dust unexplainably come out of his body and travel through the air. What a little fairy boy. Seriously. Oh, and Vanessa, if you want a real man... you know where I am. I'll be sitting here with a cut-off flannel shirt and bronze, bulging muscles waiting for you.









