Who the Heck is This

Recently, Anne Hathaway decided to accept the proposal of a nobody. Adam Shulman. He is a bearded, personality-less actor that I don't even want to learn the name of because I cannot believe he is stealing Anne away from the world.

Low-key Shulman was initially Hathaway's rebound romance after the messy end of her four-year romance with Raffaello Follieri in mid-2008.

"We hit it off immediately, but it took us a pretty long time to get together," Hathaway has said. After they realized they were both single, the actress reveals that "things sped up a bit."

"So far, it's worked out great," she said, adding that Shulman was far more "mellow" than her previous romances.

Mellow? More like a boring pale face. (No offense Adam.)

11.29.11 at 02:44:39 PM