You Are Not Fooling Anyone

Months ago, Beyonce made headlines by announcing she was pregnant. A the time she was supposed to be 3 months pregnant, but she didn't look it. WELL. According to AOL, at the time she was 5 months pregnant. Her pregnancy is complete bullsh*t. (And don't get me started on her folding, inflated stomach.) It's not that I CARE. I just don't like that she thinks we are complete morons.

Beyonce has revealed (she) is expecting to give birth in December 2011, not February 2012 as previously reported. (In a new video) Beyonce holds up a copy of the New York Daily News. The paper featured a cover story suggesting Beyonce may have been faking her baby bump. Mocking the caption, she rubs her belly and says, "Hello, it's Sept. 23. Right now I'm actually shooting the video for 'Countdown' and I'm six months pregnant."

I'm so confused. I'm just once again glad I always hated Beyonce.

11.30.11 at 11:01:30 AM