Uma Thurman and Her Chest

The UNICEF Snowflake Ball was held in New York last night... blah, blah, blah, helping kids, blah Uma Thurman. Uma Thurman is important because she decided to wear a see-through dress that pushed her breasts up to nearly chin level. I (and the troubled children that UNICEF is attempting to help) totally approve. Uma, every time you wear a dress like this, a child gets a brand new school house in Africa. So now there is real, societal pressure to dress like a slut. Get to it.