Jessica Simpson Distracts Herself

When women are pregnant, many, many awful things happen to them. They get bloated, their ankles disappear and their ability to be rational goes out the window (along with any sex you might have had with them). However, there is one shining, silver lining (aside from the whole "kid" thing): THEIR BOOBS.

Jessica Simpson already had lovely breasticles; but now that they are on Pregnancy Hormones, they have quadrupled in size. As you can see from the pictures below, even SHE is impressed.

Well done fetus. Well done.

12.02.11 at 11:29:14 AM