John Mayer wants to get it on with Ricki Lake!?!?! Until today, I wasn't entirely sure if Ricki was still alive, now this!?! The New York Post's Page Six reports:
You know, John, I can relate to that. I love daytime talk show hosts. I mean, I've always had a bit of a "thing" for Oprah... and way back in the day, just seeing Sally Jessy Raphael on the TV would leave me breathless. I don't know what it is with these women. I mean, sure, they're not supermodels, but they just have a warm, loving, and understanding aura that just emanates from their souls, you just can't help being attracted to them.
The same kind of thing happened with me and my high school nurse. Sure, she was a bit old, and wrinkly in all the wrong places... but there was always something about her. You know what John, you've inspired me. At my next high school reunion, I'm going to find that old broad and tell her how I really feel about her. Of course it will be tough to get to her... you know, with all the hot young baby carrots swarming me as I walk in the door looking all sexy with my slicked back hair, my suit, and a really nice rental car from Enterprise (they give special reunion discounts)... but hey, I'll just have to beat them away with a stick... after all, that's what the pimp cane is for!
