It's official. Pamela Anderson is "TV's Sexiest Woman Ever" according to AOL. Access Hollywood reports:
Did they just say she took "bodacious to a new level"? Who the hell wrote that? Some virgin dude in his mid-thrties who still lives with his parents reminiscing about the first time he saw CJ in that red one piece and how it made him feel all tingly "down there" and he didn't quite know what it was. The bottom line here is that Pamela is one hot tramp and she beats out pretty much all of the other hot tramps in Hollywood because she's been doing the damn thing since I was a little kiddie and she basically created the mold for all the celebrity tramps that are around today, and therefore she deserves to be crowned "TV's sexiest woman ever" for those simple aforementioned reasons.
Now, if only I could trap her in Borat's marriage sack, today would be a good day because "CJAAAYY IS, EH, VERY NIIIIIIICCCCCEEE" (said in your best attempt at doing a sex-crazed Kazakh voice). She's kind of old now though, and she's been around the proverbial block a few times, so I just hope that her vajeen is still in-tact and doesn't hang loose like the sleeve of wizard. Ahh, the world can only hope.
Anyway, here's Pam out walking around about a week ago trying to hide her face because she knows damn well that the only thing that matters is her boobies. All right, all right, I'm kidding. It's only right to show respect, so here goes: Pam is a very talented and distinguished actress... with big boobies! ZING!
