Antique: To take a handful of flour and throw it in somebody's face while they are sleeping (preferably with a hangover).
Maybe the "Spin Crowd" start wasn't technically antiqued... but he was assaulted with flour to the face. And since I want to do my best to avoid writing about Lindsay Lohan today, this is what you get.
Jonathan Cheban was attacked by a rogue Kris Humphries supporter in NYC... and when I say attacked I mean some guy threw flour in Jonathan's face. Jonathan plans to sue Kris Humphries for calling him "gay" on television.
I don't see what the big deal is... the flamboyant shoe fits.