Kobe Bryant Will Be a Free Agent Soon

Soon, Kobe Bryant will be a free agent. LOL, but obviously not in any way that actually matters to the NBA or Kobe's fans. He is still going to be a Laker. He just won't have a wife, which will make banging hoodrats that much easier.

His wife Vanessa has filed for divorce and is asking for joint custody of their 2 daughters, although she only wants Kobe to have visitation rights. Even more important than the kids? She and Kobe never signed a prenup. NEVER. SIGNED. Which means if Vanessa wants, she can take half of Kobe's empire. What a B.

And how did Vanessa decide to sever her ties to Kobe? Well, by doing the most ridiculous thing possible: by listening to the other basketball players' wives.
Our sources says Kobe's teammates were blabbing to their women about the superstar's exploits ... and those women in turn gave Vanessa the head's up. We're told talk of Kobe's exploits lately increased in frequency.

According to our sources, the players often swear their wives to secrecy before dishing on their fellow ballers ... but that secrecy is rarely kept. We're told the women all share information about other guys around the league ... in part to ensure word will get back to them if their man ever steps out.

Honestly, even if Kobe cheated on his wife too many times to count, he is still better than the sneaking, plotting den of thieves that is the group of basketball players' wives. They are like gossipy high school b*tches, only with money and more time to spare. That's not a good combination.

12.19.11 at 10:08:26 AM