Kiefer Sutherland is not enjoying the beginning of his 48-day stay in jail, but he's managing. People Magazine says:
Mmm... prison food... delicious. People also reports that Kiefer has to serve some fellow inmates food. Specifically, he must serve 8-10 of the inmates with him, one of which was convicted for attempted murder! Do you believe that!? A celebrity with one too many DUIs and he's thrown in the slammer with real criminals! And, the jail spokesperson also says that the chances of him getting out before the 48 days are extremely slim because it would require a judge to order against the current sentencing! I don't know why poor Kiefer has to go through all of this when skanks like Nicole Richie and Lindsay Lohan were convicted of basically the same kind of thing and they were in jail for about an hour and a half each!
That just proves that there's a double standard with the sexes when it comes to drinking. If you're a drunk celebrity chick, people pick up on your skanky, uncontrollable ways and they become drawn to it. Poor Kiefer, he's just a drunk. Being a celebrity is the only thing he's got going for him. Other than that, basically he's just one step away from being that old smelly guy with no teeth that sits at the end of a poorly lit local bar and harasses all the women (also usually with no teeth) as they walk by. Ahh, hang in there Kiefer... look in the bright side... at least you still have your teeth!
