Amy Winehouse Is a Miserable Human

Amy Winehouse

Amy Winehouse's music producer, Mark Ronson, claims that she is "happy and psyched" about her 6 Grammy award nominations this year... however, I'm not so sure if I believe him because he told People magazine:

"Amy doesn't get excited about anything," Ronson explains. "She was never once excited while in the studio. And today she is just like, 'Yeah, Ronnie, chops, we got Grammy nominations.' That's her. But she is happy and psyched.""

Wow, she doesn't get excited about anything. Isn't she just a bowl of warm morning sunshine! She sounds absolutely miserable. Imagine working with this crazy, miserable, eccentric artist type on a daily basis. Forget about Amy's health, I'm worried about this Ronson guy, because if I had to deal with her ridiculous antics on a first-hand basis, I'd probably lose my mind. Plus, isn't "happy and psyched" the definition of "excited?" If not, it's something really close to that. She sounds about excited as I was when my first goldfish died. I buried the little thing in my back yard, fishbowl and everything, and I cried once a day for about 3 weeks because of the trauma. What!? I was a sensitive little guy! That's why all the hot babes love me now... not only am I ridiculously handsome with my man-scruff and prominent jaw-line... I have these unbelievably sensitive eyes, which makes for a deadly combination that drives the women wild! Wait? What the hell was I saying? Wasn't I talking about Amy Winehouse? I forget. Umm... yea, well she's crazy and she's not even that excited about getting nominated for 6 Grammys so she's depressing. Oh, and she might not even be able to attend the Grammy award show because she might not be able to leave England to come to America. Apparently, back on October 18, 2007, Amy was caught with .25 ounces of marijuana in her hotel room in Norway. She was only fined 500 Euros at the time, but such a charge may make it difficult for her to get a visa to come to America for the awards ceremony. Awww, dammit! And all this time I was hoping she would get all doped-up and mumble some crazy stuff on the stage at the grammys and call it a "performance." Looks like I'm just going to have to wait until she starts touring again!

12.07.07 at 08:15:21 AM