Christina Aguilera showed her respect for Etta James by singing at her funeral over the weekend. Unfortunately, she put so much feeling into the piece she was belting out, that something that looked suspiciously like blood started dripping down her leg. Her reps claim that it was self tanner that was hidden in her naughty bits, but I have a hard time believing that wet self tanner would mysteriously appear from between her legs as she was stressing to hit a high note. I think we all know exactly what those drips were. So now if you'll follow my lead, I think it's time to take a few Valium and rinse our eyes, because I would really not like to think about that image again for another 24 hours.
