If you have been watching "The Voice," you have been thinking the very same things I have been thinking:
1.) I'm unnaturally attracted to Adam Levine.
2.) Why does Cee Lo Green rape all of the contestants?
3.) God, my life has come to this?
4.) Oh hey, Christina doesn't look that fat. Also, boobs.
But don't let Xtina fool you! Apparently, she is as ... voluptuous ... as ever. (I.e, she is fat.) Not only is she still packing away the pounds, but she is also demanding that the camera crew of "The Voice" should make her look skinny. I'm not sure if she knows that they aren't magicians.
"Christina holds up production with her constant demands, saying, 'Don't make me look fat' or 'Don't show my butt,' " a source tells the Enquirer.
"She's insisted the cameramen only shoot her at flattering angles, forcing a few segments to be reshot. She also demands that the stylists bring her the latest slimming fashions, and she's always ordering the makeup artists to make her face look thinner."
You know what, I'm not sure I can blame her. I wear triple Spanx underneath a layer of Under armor when I go speed walking at the track. You have to fool someone into thinking you're good looking, right?
