Tara Reid's Cleavage Makes Me Nostalgic

Tara Reid

As much as I hate to admit this, these Tara Reid cleavage pictures make me happy. Although she is trashy and undeniably worthless, there's something about her in these photos that intrigue me. Sure, it could be her massive fake boobs, those things are like cat nip for dudes... no matter who has big fake boobies, we can only think of one thing when we see them: I want to play with those things as though I were the cat, and they a ball of yarn. Okay, okay, maybe that's not the best comparison, but you get the idea.

Now that I think of it, I might find her a little bit attractive here because she kind of reminds me of... well... herself, really. Back in her Van Wilder days. Ahh, I remember those days. I miss those days. As a young man, my concerns were so juvenile and superficial with no real worries. On second thought, it's pretty scary how little has changed, really.

Anyway, check out Tara being a little bit hot out on the harbor in Sydney, Australia yesterday.

12.07.07 at 11:21:37 AM