The New York Daily News reports that Bobby Brown said this:
They also explain why poor Bobby actually believes this:
So, let me get this straight. Bin Laden at one point did want to kill Bobby Brown, but that was only because he wanted to kill him and make Whitney Houston, who was Bobby's wife at the time, one of his own wives.
Okay, now I've got it... and Bobby, frankly, you don't have a thing to be worried about. I mean, you're divorced from Whitney now and you're worthless by yourself, so Bin Laden has no reason to come for you, so don't be paranoid.
I'd say in about 100 years, you'll be completely fine. Why 100 years, you say? Well, Bin Laden is from Afghanistan, and Afghanistan is a third-world country... so he won't get the news until 100 years from now, because as we all know kids, all third-world countries are at least a century behind the modern world.
Stay strong though, Bobby. Stay strong.
