Sheryl Crow needs to do some serious soul searching... for a new beach outfit that is! *rimshot* In an effort to disgust America (or possibly give children nightmares), Sheryl tramped around Maui with her son Levi in the most unflattering bikini/hair/glasses combination known to man. If I would have bumped into her, I would have shot her on sight. Even if she did scream "NO, I'm Sheryl Cr-!" at the last second.