George Clooney Was Arrested for Boring Reasons.

The dashing George Clooney, Duke of Handsomeness, was arrested for something recently that had nothing to do with his god-like face or string of model girlfriend (scandalous, isn't it?). According to TMZ (and the statements prepared by this representatives), he was only guilty of being a humanitarian. Yawn:

They were protesting the violence committed by the government of Sudan on its own innocent men, women and children. They were demanding they allow humanitarian aid into the country before it becomes the largest humanitarian crisis in the world.

I'm not going to delve into George's political opinions, because it is my belief that pretty people shouldn't think. All they need to worry their little heads about is wearing nice clothes and smelling like the perfume department of JC Penney.

3.19.12 at 10:12:46 PM