Paris Hilton Stalks Her Ex, Punches People in the Head

Paris Hilton

Many people who saw Paris Hilton with her ex-boyfriend, Stavros Niarchos, in Miami this weekend believe that Paris was stalking the poor Greek kid and that she was going around punching people in the head if they talked to him. OK! Magazine says:

As soon as Paris Hilton landed in Miami late last week, the rumor mill roared into overdrive. First came "news" that the celebutante was stalking her ex, 22-year-old Greek shipping heir Stavros Niarchos. Then came reports that the 26-year-old Simple Life star had punched a girl in the head after Paris saw her talking to Stavros at SET nightclub. Sounds like trouble for the recent jailbird, right?"

Paris has a funny effect on people. Less than a week ago, Big Stavi (that's what Niarchos' boys call him... and yes, I did just make that up entirely), was spending a lot of time with his other ex-girlfriend Lindsay Lohan... now Paris is hanging out with him and punching everyone who comes near him right in the face. Sounds a bit shocking, but I guess in the world of celebrity skanks, stalking and assault are just part of the whole process of courtship and love. It's actually quite poetic, really. However, a source close to both Paris and Niarchos dismisses these claims that Paris is stalking Stavros. Rather, the source tells OK! Magazine:

Stavros and Paris went down to Miami together and stayed at the Versace Mansion together."

Ahh, so it seems that Stavros may have asked for the trouble. Honestly, if I were him, I wouldn't want Paris near me. I'd take Lindsay over her. There's just something about Lindsay that's less ridiculous than Paris and way more bad-ass, and what can I say, I'm a sucker for the "bad-girls". Nothing gets me going like seeing a hot chick through her life away with a developed dependency on liquor and dopamine. Sure, Paris is right there with her... but something about Lindsay makes it seems like she actually means it... she's actually fighting these problems. Paris, on the other hand, seems to do it all for show, and at the end of the day, you can't help but laugh at her. Those are my brief thoughts anyway.

Paris out shopping in Miami this weekend:

12.10.07 at 08:47:21 AM