While at a press conference for Battleship in London, Rihanna got b*tchy when someone asked her whether or not she was dating Ashton Kutcher. After Chris Brown, you would think that this would be nothing but one big compliment. Instead of understanding that her dating life is very public, she acted like a popular high school whore. E! News reports:
"Wow, how disappointing was that question," she said. "I'm happy and I'm single, if that's what you're really asking."
If I learned anything from stalking the popular girls in high school, when they get defensive (about doing drugs, cheating on their math exam or killing that guy that one summer) it usually means they're guilty. And Rih-Rih is soooooo guilty of going down on Ashton, if we're judging this by defensiveness alone.
