If Kim Kardashian Gets Elected, I Am Killing Myself.

Kim Kardashian shouldn't even be famous, yet she is. So under this false "I can do anything I want because of that sex tape." logic, she believes that she can become the mayor of the city of Glendale. (I think she forgets that she was in a pretty famous sex tape.) The LA Times reports:

"I decided I'm going to run for the mayor of Glendale," Kardashian said, later clarifying that "it's going to be in, like, five years." The reality star, who is currently a registered voter in the city of Los Angeles, said she would choose to run for office in Glendale "because it's, like, Armenian town." She said she needs to obtain residency in the city in order to run for the mayorship, adding that she and [her friend/campain manager] Keshishian are "looking into all the requirements."

Two current Glendale city councilmen, in fact, have already thrown support behind Kardashian.

"I would support her," Glendale City Councilman Rafi Manoukian told E! News. "I think she would make an excellent mayor." And City Councilman and former Mayor Ara Najarian told the Glendale News-Press that he has offered her the position of "honorary chief of staff" to give her a crash course on city matters.

If a Kardashian becomes an elected official, I am seriously considering giving up my citizenship.

4.18.12 at 02:47:13 PM